unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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→ The Craziest Self-Defense Gadgets You Can Buy

icanrelateto:

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Shotgun Flashlight

This handy shotgun flashlight doesn’t just look like a flashlight, it actually functions as both a flashlight and a shotgun. Warning! While using the product as a flashlight, the shotgun end will be pointed at your body, so whatever you do, don’t hit the wrong button!

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vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade, via iamthebambi)

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso, via areyouafraidofthedark)

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

(Source: katzbeverly, via hakununa-matata)

Twin Mermaid Ring

Mermaids are one of the most widely known myths of the sea in existence. This sterling silver ring features two mermaids holding a pearl. Available in all sizes. Sold on Etsy.

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kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen, via beyoncevevo)